Well, the title pretty much says it all. They haven’t, as of this writing, called school yet. But it certainly seems as if at least some of you aren’t going to be making it in to school or work tomorrow. Thankfully, Netlix is on it. House of Cards, Daredevil, and the Legend of Zelda live action series might still be a ways off but here are some things you can binge right now as you huddle in your bed for warmth.
Are you looking for a nice British costume drama? Then The Paradise is your poison. They just put up season two so there are 16 good hours of late Victorian angst and burgeoning capitalist monopolies. And hats.
Are you looking for some vaguely supernatural love triangle drama with terrible production values that the pretty people keep trying to distract you from? Then Haven is for you. Based on a Stephen King story there are enough weird twists to keep you happy and snuggled in.
Are you looking for a romantic comedy that will also not make you want to vomit and that includes lots of awesome British people (Ed Westwick! Felicity Jones!) learning to snowboard? Chalet Girl man. That is all you need.
Finally, if you are looking for something that is nothing like any of that then do the right thing and watch some Alias. Can’t beat early Jennifer Garner. Or early J.J. Abrams. Or Michael Vartan’s beautiful face.